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2007-12-12
the real reason sts-122 was delayed
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For this, I will take two minutes and update my blog. Awesome. Thanks, Jason!_____________________
Giant spider attacks space shuttle
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When NASA abruptly scrubbed the planned launch of the space shuttle Atlantis on Sunday, postponing any launch until January at the earliest, the official line blamed a recurring fault in the fuel sensors as the reason for the cancellation. However, footage of that day - from NASA's own cameras - reveals the real reason the launch has been delayed. It's because the shuttle has been attacked by a giant alien spider beast: No NASA spokesperson has yet commented on the massive intergalactic arachnid's attempt to eat Atlantis - but experts viewing the footage suggest that it is a clear indicator that the Earth is about to be plunged into an all-out space war with a race of 150ft-long demonic spiders who live on rocket fuel.
The spider attack lasted a little over a minute on December 9, as the shuttle stood helpless on the launchpad while the eldritch horror, vast beyond imagining, nibbled on it. Then, in a display of supreme indifference and terrifying arrogance, the monster got bored and wandered off...
Ron Weasley, beware.
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